ok...so i dont know what i was thinking when i let stac talk me into going to this boot camp class with her. i mean we already do old people zumba...
"puuulease cookie?? itll be fun!"
riiiiight. if your idea of fun is being one of 2 or 3 fat people in a class of already fit skinny heifers (seriously...there are like 4 other class instructors in this class...do they need to work out? NO!) who look graceful the entire time. while i look like a beached whale floppin around all red-faced trying my best to get back to water.
not to mention the mini-hitlerette that is leading the class. of course she can squat down like a frog and kick her legs up behind her head...shes like 84lbs and 3 1/2 ft. tall!
this is why fat people stay fat. i cant begin to tell you how uncomfortable it makes me being one of the only fat people in the class. i mean i naturally go to the back corner and try to position myself where hitleretter cannot see me. but she always does. its almost like she positions herself to give me the stink eye the week long hour that im there.
shes probably not really giving me the stink eye. i mean it could be all in my head. that im just uncomfortable in the situation and trying to give myself an out. who knows...only 8 classes left!
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