Trash Nazi!

Every Saturday since I moved is trash day for me. I clean the house and I take the trash, first thing in the morning. Every Saturday since I moved in I have also gotten the stink-eye from several people at the Surry County dump! Yes, I realize that I still ride on Virginia tags (I really need to get on that - mental note!), but still. I guess everybody thinks I'm just overlooking the massive "SURRY COUNTY RESIDENTS ONLY" sign, well I'm not, I see it. and even though I have VA plates I am indeed a SURRY COUNTY RESIDENT!

If I wants a county resident would it really be that big of a deal for someone outside of the county to bring trash to the dump? I mean, at least I'm not throwing it out in a ditch somewhere, or at least I don't have a big ole burn barrel in my back yard. I recycle....

I know that the rules are probably set so that one dump doesn't have a massive overflow of trash. But even if it does, yay! people are bringing trash where it belongs! I know from experience that some neighboring states (Virginia I'm talking to you) make you pay to bring your trash to the dump, that's why most people don't do it! 

So please Surry County trash Nazis, please stop giving me the stink-eye, I do live here, but even If I didnt, its really a good thing that I bring you my magazines, plastic, cardboard, paper, glass bottles and cans (all separated of course).

Here is a link to the Recyclo-pedia, it tells you how to recycle pretty much anything!

How to survive a ZOMBIE apocalypse

If you haven't been watching The Walking Dead you should be. The second season has just ended so if you get on the ball now you can be caught up before the new season begins!

Here are some useful tips I have learned through The Walking Dead on how to survive a zombie apocalypse!

1. If you are a child, wear a sheriff's hat, carry a knife (that you will never use, instead you throw rocks), and talk your parents into letting you carry around a gun. It really doesn't matter that your 10 years old...there are ZOMBIES!  On another note, you have free reign of going wherever you want by yourself. Feel free to go play in the woods, down by the creek, or wherever you want to go. There will be rocks in reach!

2. Be any other race than Caucasian and you will never die. You may only one sentence the rest of the time your being run down by zombies, but you'll never die. Either that or you'll be the errand boy, but its all good...your wicked fast!

3. Sleep around with several men. This way all of them are trying to protect you. This works especially well if you get knocked up by one of them. This means extra protection!

side note...I'm really hoping that her baby is already a zombie and rips its way out of her stomach next season! fingers crossed!!!

4. Invest in one of these...an AK47 with a chainsaw attachment


5. Have stringy-ass long hair. And NEVER pull it back. Even though you have your errand boy grab a preggers test and other stuff from the drugstore, there's no need for a hair tie. No really, it may be 110 degrees outside, but leave your hair down. Maybe its some sort of camouflage...the zombies cant see you!

6. Have several guns, but no ammo. The guns work without ammo! Its crazy I know, but It'll work! When your being run off your farm and standing infront of a wall of zombies, your rifle will continuously fire without needing to be reloaded

7. Be cool with your slutty wife sleeping with your best friend and being knocked up by one of you...but which one?? It also helps to whine about everything and say stuff like "We dont kill the living" then shoot several people. Or "Im doing the best I can to keep everyone safe" and so on and so on...
Cry like a big baby when you have to stab your best friend. I mean, yes, he did knock up your wife, try to raise your kid, and try to kill everyone else, and leave you to die in the hospital that had been run over by zombies, but dang man...all that doesn't matter, hes your best friend. Oh, and this is a must!! You have to carry a holster!

8. Hang out with this guy...youll never go anywhere. Why?? Because hes a badass! and pretty nice eye candy!

The House - Before and After

Ok, so as you know I bought a house. When I first walked into house I  saw the potential and loved it! Not to say that I havnt changed almost everything about it. The guy I bought the house from would probably freak out...when I came over after we had finished all the final paperwork he said "this place is ready for you to move in...youll be all moved in by the end of the week" my response (of course...) was "yep! I pretty much just need my cloths, pillow and dog".

This was the first time I brought Harley over to the house, before I started the demolition phase!

This is my house. It was built in 1927. Ive recently painted the doors bright red and have painting several rocking chairs on the agenda next!

The kitchen....pretty much everything has stayed the same in the kitchen. Except the butchers block is gone and the appliances are all black. To be honest, the kitchen is really what sold me the house..I like to cook and I have always wanted a big open kitchen. I've still got to get some blinds and I really want a different

 door for the laundry room, I'm not sure what yet...

Before

After

 First Bedroom/Office...This was the old master bedroom, i wasnt a big fan of it being in this location. The main reason is because the door to the attic and spare room (which i made the spare bedroom) is in this room. Ive recently decided that I hate the color i chose for the room and the curtains...Eventually I'll finish hanging my pictures and stuff and probably repaint and maybe It'll grow on me. And yes...that is a cow head :)

                                                                          Before

After

                                     

Additional Bedroom/New Master...I love the color green I chose. My dad never would let any wall in our house be painted anything other than antique white...I said I would never have a white wall in my house and I don't! And yes, my bed is ridiculously high!

Before

                                     

After

Bathroom... I've recently had tile put down and other than painting, everything is pretty much the same.

Before

                                                                               After

Dining Room...I pulled the carpet up, and painted. I loved his original picnic table an betried to negotiate for  it, but it he said it had sentimental value.  I still want to see whats behind the fireplace that has been closed up and put some decorative tile down around it.

Notice the bear in the tree in the corner of the dining room/living room!

Before

After

                                     

Living Room...We pulled the carpet up and repainted a darker color. Im not crazy about the curtains here either. I wasn't sure about putting the TV over the fireplace, but its starting to grow on me. I've got some nice tile to put around the fireplace in here too once I get around to it. The dogs couch matches the other, they just tend to lay on this one all the time so I keep it covered.

Notice the coyote...clearly the guy I bought the house from was a hunter!

                                                                          Before

After 

                  I think they are starting to like it, except Harley is giving me the stink eye in this one...

                                     I've still got a lot to do, but I feel like I'm off to a good start.