Jacked Up Plans...

Dont you just hate it when you have a day allllll planned out and then your plans get jacked up??

Today I had planned to get all this stuff done, i was taking the dogs for pics - and cill was coming with me so we could hang out!, get my oil changed/tires rotated, feed the chickens and work in the coop some, and go to tractor supply to atleast look at if not buy some babies (its baby chick and duck season at TS in case you didnt know!).

Instead of doing all of the fun stuff that i had planned to do today, i started out my day around midnight last night in the bathrooom praying to the porcelain gods and eventually just drug a pillow and blanket in there and slept on the floor. and all day ive hung out on the couch watching old school cartoons on boomerang (i miss awesome cartoons like the snorks, smurfs, huckleberry hound...) but feel pretty good because ive been able to move without throwing up and have kept down some gateraide and 3 ritz crackers so far, which is a major improvement!

Oh well...theres always next weekend!

you must be talkin out your ass because your head knows better...

I wish people wouldn't say that they are doing stuff that they never intend on doing. I'm not talking about plans falling through...
I know everybody does it, but its one of my pet peeves...

Geez people...don't talk about it be about it!

False Advertisment!!!

Ok folks, sometimes I really get a kick out of advertisement. Here is one that has been cracking me up for days now everytimg I see it....

Lets take a closer look at this shall we?? I think we shall....

"Curvy & Bigger is Better" well....as a fattie, I like this. It makes me feel nice and special, like oooh look. heres something for me. BUT THEN I look at the image...
Here is this total hottie (with tattoos mind you...which just ups his hotness factor a good 40%) sleeping with a cute little baby (ooh look, hes hot AND sensitive! i bet hes got a dog too!!).

Now what are the chances that this sensitive, tattoo and baby (and dog) loving hottie is into fatties?? Im gonna go ahead and step out on a limb here and say NONE.

This is what the ad should look like....

I should get paid for this stuff...

Ode to Reba...

Who doesnt love Reba? I mean really. ITS REBA. I have been a huge Reba fan my whole life. I remember when I was little me and Stacey (my cousin and yet another Reba fanatic) would lay in the floor of her living room and watch the VHS tapes that we had of the making of all of her videos. My favorite one to watch was the tape that showed the making of "Does He Love You" and "Fancy". Those are still 2 of my favorite songs ever!!!

Reba is such a rounded person. Not only does she have an awesome singing career (ive seen her 3 or 4 times now...and shes still dancing all over the stage), she also acts and has her own clothing line ( i think she is putting out another line soon...maybe kitchen? linens?? idk...), shes also a big supporter of Habitat for Humanity. And incase you didnt know she was in the made for TV movie on NBC called "Is There Life Out There". Her video for this song comes from the movie.

I really miss her big hair...it was just so massive. i love it!! I actually have a wooden wall clock with this pic on it. It says Reba down the side of the pic and is trimmed in gold and glossy. Its extremly tacky but i love it.

 

I dont care what kind of day your having, Reba has a song for you. Whether youve lost a loved one (Moving Oleta, The Greatest Man I Never Knew, If You See Him) or have been done wrong (Maggie Creek Road, The Night the Lights Went Out in GA,  Does He Love You, Whoever's in New England) Lonley or Unhappy (Somebody, Little Rock, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Is There Life Out There, Once Youve Learned To Be Lonely, The Fear of Being Alone, The Heart Wont Lie) or just want a song that you can sing your heart out to on your way down the road (I Want a Cowboy, Ill Have What Shes Having, Ill Be, Im Gonna Take That Mountain, Pink Guitar)

So heres to you Reba. Knower of all my moods! I salute you!!!

A Day in the Life of Harley!

I wish that could have just one day like Harley gets to enjoy every day. She sleeps in until 9 or 10...sometimes later if I get to work from home! You would think that me going in and out of the room getting ready for work in the mornings would wake her up, but no, she might open one eye and give me this "can you hurry the hell up look" but she just goes back to sleep.

When she does finally wake up I have to make her get out of bed to go outside. She knows its cold out and her bed is sooooo warm. She steals my warm spot and pillow every morning as soon as I get up.

She is such a happy dog. I guess you can see why....shes a little spoiled. I recently had to upgrade her toy basket to a 47 gallon container. Yes i said 47 gallon... She has such a great personality too. I know that sounds crazy, but you know what I mean...shes so much fun.

Her favorite toy is a squeaky ball. She LOVES anything that squeaks, but tennis balls especially. She has been known to rip pockets off of pants and pull all of the covers off the bed to get to her squeaky tennis ball!

I pretty much take her anywhere I go other than work, unless its crazy cold or crazy hot outside. She loves to ride and has since she was 3 months old. I love my Harley!

Not ready to make nice...

I met with an old friend yesterday afternoon and as any friend does, she asked how I was, how each of us were. The more we talked about it the more it upset me. Well we all know how I am so me being me...I kept my cool and changed the subject onto something safer. It has really been bothering me ever since...

We used to be so close. Together all the time, vacationing together, holidays were always so much fun. We have all been through a lot. A lot of crap that was hard to deal with, but we did. We dealt with it and moved on and things were hard but they were still good...we were all still ok, if anything everything that we went through made us closer.
Look at us now. We haven't spoke in a long time... I tried to be the bigger person to both of you. I put my foot in the door once and you both shut it, I will not do it again. We have all tried with you, tried to take you at your word, tried to trust you, tried to give you the benefit of the doubt but you have screwed us over every time. I'm not in the wrong here...we all aren't in the wrong. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. Its just a bitch to admit that your wrong and everybody else was right. It's not like you have to make some big announcement or anything, you know that! Just make an effort...thats all you have to do. I know your miserable, I can see it, we all can. You can't even look us in the eyes. I mean I don't know what I would do without my family, and you've fucked over yours to the point that you would rather sneak out the back door than walk through the same room as us. It wouldn't be easy but nothing ever is. All you have to do is make an effort.
I hate this. I really do...

What a weekend!

This weekend has been one of the best weekends I have had in a LONG time!

It started out with me being off work on Friday, that makes for a good weekend in itself right? Then we moved on to Greensboro for the concert. We had a little lunch and just hang out around the house killing time....waiting. The concert was awesome. I learned some things while I was there like: eat a substantial lunch and dinner before going drinking, apparently I still like to dance when I drink (which is scary for everyone), DDs are a must, I also think its fun to climb in trees...

After making it home around 8 Sat morning I slept til about 12:30 which was fantastic since I never get to sleep in like that anymore! Later that night we went to PBR in Winston. Peewee was entranced by this old lady's hair sitting in front of her (she reached out like 5 times to touch it...), and we were entranced by the cowboys and bulls (even though Deb was convinced that several of the bulls didn't "have a sac", so they shouldn't be allowed in the PBR)

Today I've done a whole lot of nothing but the day isn't over yet!

Starting Fresh

So...I've had a blog off and on for about 10 years. I used to write often and then well...not so much. To be honest I had gotten to the point where i would remember I had a blog about 3 times a year and actually remember what site it was on about once a year. So I'm starting fresh! Hopefully I will be a lot better and visit more than once a year.

So whats new with me? A whole lot of nothing thats what!