False Advertisment!!!

Ok folks, sometimes I really get a kick out of advertisement. Here is one that has been cracking me up for days now everytimg I see it....

Lets take a closer look at this shall we?? I think we shall....

"Curvy & Bigger is Better" well....as a fattie, I like this. It makes me feel nice and special, like oooh look. heres something for me. BUT THEN I look at the image...
Here is this total hottie (with tattoos mind you...which just ups his hotness factor a good 40%) sleeping with a cute little baby (ooh look, hes hot AND sensitive! i bet hes got a dog too!!).

Now what are the chances that this sensitive, tattoo and baby (and dog) loving hottie is into fatties?? Im gonna go ahead and step out on a limb here and say NONE.

This is what the ad should look like....

I should get paid for this stuff...